PiZZa MAN

as salam.

how dare i forgot to cite2 dis story..
hikhikhik

ok bende ni blaku mse kt perak
kteowg penat gile
sume mls nk kuar bilik (act, mak aq takut nk kuar coz sume ANAK2 DARA +  MAK DARA)
THEN.. ija order piza.

ok mule 2 xjd issue
but then the issue arise

tgh CALL..

operator : yee nme awak ape? halijah. hamizah
ija : HADIZA.. HADIZA! hadiza laa! (masih dlm nada yg bersopan yee)
........
operator : kt mne hotel tu? jln ape? awk tolong eja kan..
ija : x*#!!! (takleh sabar daa) haha!

THEN guess wat? KREDIT phone lak abes..
haha! sakit betul..

aq kt bathroom tyme tu...so aq dgr je bising2 but aq xtw ape jd..

THEN...gune henset mak..
same thing happen..kredit  mak laa habis..

akk aq nk meletup da..
HAHA! aq laa dok gelak je kt bilik air..
coz aq cm dgr akk aq nyanyi..
rupenyee dy tgh merengek2 + kebengangan yg sgt melampau..

out of the blue..
aq kuar bilik air ngn gaya paling CUN (cun laa sgt)
beronok ronok ambik fon
sambil ckp

"oo xde msg..''

 akk dgn mate bersinar2 ambik PHONE aq terus dial
aq dgn blur cube memahami situasi
mak aq gelak smpi jatuh katil
aq dok PANDANG jee akk aq

....ooooo baru fham...melawak je..order pizza rupenyeee..

after a few min..
aq baru pas solat..
mak dok main game..
akk kt bilik air..

DING DONG...DING DONG..

aq ngn gembire muke kelaparan tgk lubang pintu tu..
then aq nmpk uncle yg jge pintu kt bwh..
then i thought JUST ade uncle je laa kt luar tu..

dgn pantas aq capai tudung ambik sweater genggam duit *RM50

bukak2 je..
SUPRISE!
tercangak mamat HENSEM kt ctu sambil hulur PIZA kt aq..
aq dgn sentap nyee pandang dy (tak berkedip wei..serious! aq rse cm ape ntah tyme tu..mengarut betul..)

RM **.25...

aq hulur duit tu..then pizza man tnye..

ade duit syiling tak?

aq masuk balek..dgn tak tutup pintu...langgar sume kasut depan pintu..
cm HAPE ntah...sakit betul..
melalut cr duit syiling yg dah ade kt depan mate
smpi uncle tu tnye...

''u need help ke adik?''

HAHA!
lawak laa sgt2..
then piza man berlalu pergi ngn uncle tu..

aq x behenti ckp piza man hensem kacak laa segala bagai kt akk ngn mak aq..

guess ape mak ngn akk aq ckp?

"rugi tak kuar td...asal tak suwo dy tunggu''

haha! same je GATAL nyee..

but serious! pizza man hensem gle!
pastu dy senyum..
aishhhhhhhh..no komen laa

*then aq tnye dri sendiri..mmg bile dpn owg hensem aq melalut cmtu ke?

hooo sakit2..!!!

lawak2..

*yg aq beria cte pasal pizza man ni sbb pe?

coz pizza man tu sebijik cm BOBOYEST..
sentap aq nmpk boboyest kt tgh mlm bute anta pizza..
haha! boboyest2..

wasalam..

p.s klo sempat aq capture pic..serious aq tnjuk..mmg mcm boboyest..MEMANG! :)